methhomework:

why does dora’s parents allow their 6 year old daughter to run around the forest in a crop top and play with wild animals

boootygod:

ma’am please i just want some chicken nuggets

boootygod:

ma’am please i just want some chicken nuggets

blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful houseThis is not my beautiful wife

blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife

prettyboyshyflizzy:

1stdaughterofthechief:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

Just put these new rims on the whip.. yall like em ?

Lol these are too dope.

imma roll up to the mall real quick and scoop up all the honeys saying some lame corny shit
Me: “look at my rims and you can see yourself”
Girl: “Thats patrick”
Me: Nah baby, you a star 
Girl:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

1stdaughterofthechief:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

Just put these new rims on the whip.. yall like em ?

Lol these are too dope.

imma roll up to the mall real quick and scoop up all the honeys saying some lame corny shit

Me: “look at my rims and you can see yourself”

Girl: “Thats patrick”

Me: Nah baby, you a star 

Girl:

lindsaychrist:

Vee is truly insane

lindsaychrist:

Vee is truly insane

verypenmuchjoneswow:

If I can’t bring the spoon to my faceTHEN I’LL BRING MY FACE TO THE SPOON

verypenmuchjoneswow:

If I can’t bring the spoon to my face

THEN I’LL BRING MY FACE TO THE SPOON

lazar3tto:

*oitnb theme song plays* *runs 3 miles* *takes 2 hour nap* *goes out to dinner* *comes back and takes a shower* *episode starts*

jazzymotive:

This dog was just walking down my street.

jazzymotive:

This dog was just walking down my street.

ohblainers:

If you ever think your parents are too hard on you just remember that Mufasa materialized as a cloud to tell Simba to get his shit together.