slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

mormondad:

if outfit repeating was a crime I would be sentenced to life without parole 

Katy Perry’s first and last attempt at crowd surfing

onlylolgifs:

me trying to participate in sports

kamoedesu:

So I went looking at Gordon Ramsay videos and found this and laughed for about 10 minutes.

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:


BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

put it… put it on your dick…

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

put it… put it on your dick…

illkim:

partynauseous:

partynauseous:

ThE nEw TeAcHeR iS sOoO hOt

IM SUCH A FUCKING STALKER


Are you in a fucking locker

illkim:

partynauseous:

partynauseous:

ThE nEw TeAcHeR iS sOoO hOt

IM SUCH A FUCKING STALKER

Are you in a fucking locker

pizza-is-the-key:

The gays are on sale

pizza-is-the-key:

The gays are on sale

princessugh:

what did i just find

princessugh:

what did i just find

guy:

when someone keeps trying to take a pic of u when u already said no

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