blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful houseThis is not my beautiful wife

blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife

prettyboyshyflizzy:

1stdaughterofthechief:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

Just put these new rims on the whip.. yall like em ?

Lol these are too dope.

imma roll up to the mall real quick and scoop up all the honeys saying some lame corny shit
Me: “look at my rims and you can see yourself”
Girl: “Thats patrick”
Me: Nah baby, you a star 
Girl:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

1stdaughterofthechief:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

Just put these new rims on the whip.. yall like em ?

Lol these are too dope.

imma roll up to the mall real quick and scoop up all the honeys saying some lame corny shit

Me: “look at my rims and you can see yourself”

Girl: “Thats patrick”

Me: Nah baby, you a star 

Girl:

lindsaychrist:

Vee is truly insane

lindsaychrist:

Vee is truly insane

verypenmuchjoneswow:

If I can’t bring the spoon to my faceTHEN I’LL BRING MY FACE TO THE SPOON

verypenmuchjoneswow:

If I can’t bring the spoon to my face

THEN I’LL BRING MY FACE TO THE SPOON

lazar3tto:

*oitnb theme song plays* *runs 3 miles* *takes 2 hour nap* *goes out to dinner* *comes back and takes a shower* *episode starts*

jazzymotive:

This dog was just walking down my street.

jazzymotive:

This dog was just walking down my street.

ohblainers:

If you ever think your parents are too hard on you just remember that Mufasa materialized as a cloud to tell Simba to get his shit together.

totianamaslany:

I cAME OUT TO MY FRIEND AND

totianamaslany:

I cAME OUT TO MY FRIEND AND

A message from Anonymous


One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad
grawly:

I sincerely feel ill.

grawly:

I sincerely feel ill.

tylerchokely:

biscuitgod:

Fucking tell me to go to church 1 more time

go to church 

image